While flying Alitalia to Rome last week, I received the most enjoyable safety briefing ever! Why, you ask? Because the male flight attendent giving the briefing had a sexy Italian accent...What is it about spoken Italian that is so sexy? I love it! Everything Italians say seems so passionate! Even when they are speaking English it sounds good! Here was my favorite part of the briefing...I will try to type it in Italian dialect...I hope you get the point...Best if read outloud. ;-)
Ifa we experience a suddena loss of cabina pressure, a maska willa dropa from the ceiling. (Wait for it) Pulla the maska to your moutha and breathe deeply...Okay, he really said, "breathe normally," but I was breathing deeply. I practically had to fan myself ...Pull the mask to your mouth??? Who says that? An Italian man mindful of Italians sex symbol status around the world who is willing to make female passengers swoon in order to keep the legend alive...Hasta luego or should I say "Arrivederci!"